Finally you are back!!!

And it feels soooo good! I have been meaning to post something sooner but you know me I get lazy and all caught up in my own world that I forget to let you guys in on my daily happenings. I Hope for this blog to be extremely entertaining and full of good stuff since its been almost 2 MONTHS since the last post. Tsk tsk tsk.. I know...
Lets get started with some celebrity news. Oh who is that? The happy lovely couple of Rihanna and Chris Brown. Well let me give my two cents on the whole situation, oh and while I am talking about this I would like to comment on how bad Oprah butchers Rihanna's name every time she says it. I mean you are rich as fuck and no one has taught you to not sound out the H! Anyways I think this is 1st of all stupid. I am glad everyone can see the stupidity of celebrities and I hope their parents teach their children to not look up to celebrities as role models when it comes to morals and personality. I mean sure if you are a great singer you can look up to Mariah Carey or Beyonce because they are talented women but not their personal life. I hope Chris Brown gets more than a slap on the hand for this because cases like these are taken too lightly in our justice system. Furthermore Rihanna is an idiot! She loves him and for that she took him back, bitch you are beautiful!!! Gorgeous!! Talented!! What the hell do you need a douche like Chris Brown?! YOU DON'T! Whatever... I call it common sense
It was my boss's birthday last week and it was my job to find a birthday card for her. Well I went to CVS and was in the card section for over an hr! I was laughing my fat ass off!!! It was soo funny to read all these funny birthday cards. There was this one where on the front it said, "You are not old until the fat lady sings" and you open the card and then a fat lady sings... lol!!! I was laughing to myself and then some CVS worker just passes by me a couple times wondering if I was stealing these cards or if I was mentally stable. Try it some day, go to the Hallmark store or something and just read the funny cards...cheap entertainment!
So my co worker and I after studying went to the movies to see Slumdog Millionaire (I know it took me forever to watch this movie) and I was extremely disappointed. I seriously walked out of that movie wanting my money back. All the hype and Oscar awards made it seem like I was going to walk out of this movie with a new perspective on life and you know inspirations and what not. Nope. I was not at all emotional during the movie. What I did like was the way the movie went back and forth on his life and the children actors just stole the movie in my opinion. What the hell was up with the dancing at the end? My co worker and I walked out.. looked at each other for a second without saying anything and then she broke the silence," Was that all?"... yes my friend that was all.
As all of you should know, Obama has reversed the whole not funding to stem cell research and I could not be happier! Yes thank you Mr. Obama for understanding the advancements in science that need to be done in order for greater inventions and discoveries to happen. Thank you for understanding that recycling is the future and the reduction of the use of fossil fuels needs to happen. Thank you for understanding that there needs to be mandatory funding for us to be released from our unhealthy dependence on foreign oil. Thank you for listening as well.
Is he scaring you yet?! Hahahaha well last week on Thursday I did not have much to do after work so I headed to Tustin Ranch to go window shopping because that is what I do. I have discovered that when I am bored I tend to spend alot of money! Well I was at best buy debating whether to buy a bluetooth or not. I decided not to and instead spent my fortune on three CDs. I bought Nas Untitled, Ludacris Theater of the Mind, and Michael Jackson Number Ones. OMG I love the MJ CD! I bump it as much as I can before I get sick of it but dude its ridiculously good! I went to get an oil check on my car and my tires rotated... and as the guy pulled my car in he was jamming to MJ as well loving the music. Hahaha I swear MJ is a legend and who ever does not like his music is no where close to having descent music taste!
If many of you do not know, I am huge on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I have tremendous respect for this man because he knows his shit yet he makes everything funny. Well on Thursday there was this interview he did with Jim Cramer from Mad Money which is on CNBS and OMG did he burn his fucking ass! He so deserved it too! Here he is acting like a hero for people and their investments when he turns around and tells others how to take advantage of the market and screw the rest of us over! Well I recommend you go watch Thursday's episode because it was great! It even made it to the front page of the LA Times on Friday.

Well kiddies I know I made this one short but I really need to head out and do REAL work... hahaha Ill post something else later on and try to remember other things I am completly blanking out on! Love yall...

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Hello kids! This is my last blog before I lose my mind and I thought it would be nice because I would get time to think and write it out without having a guilt trip of homework or any of that sort. With that said I start school tomorrow... *runs and hides under bed* No!!! =[


Well my friends I do not know if you know but I am 20 years old going on 21 and I have not had a moment that has happened yet that has let me know that the good old irresponsible days are out the window until I had an interesting afternoon with JJ on Tuesday. She sent me a text message early on Tuesday asking me if I would be down to make it happen. What does that mean?! Well JJ had a feeling she was pregnant. PREGNANT?! I picked her up from work after I got out of work and we headed out to Rite Aid and got a prenancy test. We went to Jack in the Box to get her something to drink and we sat. She did not want to pee! We basically sat there talked about everything in life and nothing. So we headed to target and walked around the WHOLE store until she finally had to pee! Man....so can anyone guess what the results where? Cliff hanger baby! Keep reading and eventually I will spill the beans...

While I was at target we walked by (MY FAVORITE SECTION) the toys section. I found this awesome blue ball and started playing with it in the store. So imagine this, a 20 yr old chick dressed in office clothes with a purse hanging from arm arm as she tries to bounce the ball volleyball style towards the air and keep her balance. JJ was totally cracking up. This is when she told me she had to go potty and I told her I was taking the ball with me and after she was done I would bring it back. She offered to pay for the ball so I was like heck yes and hugged her and called her mom. This is typical when we hang out, I act like the child that I am and then call her mom because she is the 5 foot 90 pound chick and im the 5 foot 6 160 pound monster next to her. Yes we call her tiny :) but anyways so there I go playing with my new ball down the aisle and this kid stares at me and tugs on his moms sleeve to get a ball like mine. HA! Priceless my friends. Then JJ is done and we walk towards the shower stuff and I accidentally hit this lady with the ball on the leg and I apologize and run to JJ. She asks me, what did you do? I was like, hit this lady. She laughed and I laughed. Good times!

Melinda and I kicked it on Friday night and we headed down to the movies down in Claremont. This is the smallest movie theater I have ever been to! OMG only 8 rooms?! Yes it was crazy but I watched The Reader and I am so glad we did it was great! So this is like half way into the movie and I am trying so hard not to cry when I hear Melinda sniffling and occasionally rubbing her eyes and nose. Good I am not the only one feeling sad about this movie! Then 3/4 into the movie my neighbor on the left is also crying and I am like absolutely balling and my sleeves are just wet of tears. It was great. This is one of those Holocaust movies that does not overdo it like other movies. Nothing really about the kills but it is a different movie and I think that is what makes it great. I did not expect anything from this movie because I have never read the book but I recommend it a million times over and over. Now the only thing left to do is watch revolutionary road and slumdog millionaire.

After the movies Melinda took me to a bar in downtown Pomona and I was in my first bar fight! It was great! So here we are Melinda and I chillin by the bar drinking and listening to the live band playing when Melinda taps me on the shoulder and tell me someone grabbed her ass. I was like oh hell no who was it. Turned out it was a guy who was sitting next to her. Melinda got her bf and he brought it home. He went up to the guys and told them whats up. First of all I might add these two guys were big! Not like big lenght wise but wide big! And to add on to the festivities these two guys were drunk as hell! So they get in a verbal fight and then they take it outside and the guy throws the first punch but is like slow motion while doing it because he is waaaaaaay drunk! I swear my dead grandfather would have won that fight because they were ridiculously wasted but Melinda's bf was cool about it and yeah it was just crazy cool! I was all sipping on my rum and coke watching the action unfold. I LOVE bars! :) Im heading down there next Friday!

Now have any of you called on the geek squad? I was walking my dogs on Wednesday and a neighbor called on one and the famous black and white bug was parked outside. It was a guy and I thought to myself, how manly can you feel driving in one of those cars? I mean seriously? It sucks if your job demands that you drive a cute black and white bug and you are this gangster looking guy with shades and baggy pants. I do not know but I thought it was funny.

Im reading the newspaper and the Taco Bell dog has won a lawsuit and has received his money! Thats right buddy, Yo Quiero Mi Dinero!

Back to JJ, turned out negative....GOOD! Not bashing on having kids and what not but I want my godchild to have a nana who is loaded so she needs to wait a couple years until Jazzie is bringing the money home! :)

Well kids this is the end of my sane blog...love yall!

Pop the cherry on this year!

That sounded pretty dirty and not worth remembering! It's like your first french kiss (the only good thing that is french) and you have no idea how long to kiss or how to tilt your head. And once it is over it is like "was that it?!" Yes I remember it so well, but I was really young with my first kiss and now I'm pretty good at it, ha! Well kids it is the first post of 2009 and I am posting on MLK. Obama urged the country to contribute in a community service event today and this is my service to you. I know you needed this to feel complete on this day and for that I sit here and type the happenings of my life and this little brain. Okay now to get started lets find a good song *starts dancing* OOOooo Yeah! Lets Go!

To anyone who is not a sports fan stop now and forever hold your peace. Lets start with my trojans starting the year on a good note! Yess beating PSU was the highlight of my 2009 and we just got started! My Patriots did not make the playoffs so my primary focus became the San Diego Chargers (oh yeah the local team!) and we happily beat the Colts. FYI I hate the Mannings so when the eagles killed the giants I was oh so happy. Well my chargers got beat by the Pitt Steelers and now we have the final two standing. Might I add I was watching the Eagles VS Cards game and everyone in Yardhouse was clapping and celebrating once the Cards made the final touchdown. So now I sit there and think... we are bonding as a community at this moment so you little towns have nothing on us! I bet we had more people in that restaurant than all you guys have in your whole town! Booyah! Now I am rooting for the Arizona Cardinals because I truely believe the Steelers have no business in the Super Bowl.

I am huge on youtube if you have not figured and I started watching this series of a small town who gets a trip to Las Vegas. I just started watching and what I like about it is that it's extremely short. If many of you do not know I have the shortest attention span known to man and for that reason this little thing is Jazzie friendly. But it killed me that the town has a population of 358! My high school has more people than that little town. The senior class of my high school was bigger than this town! In my high school we have a pop of 4k students and our senior class was 700+. WOW! These people are pretty cool and I like their accents (like seriously what accents do I not like?) and I am getting into it. Want to check it out? www.youtube.com/lasvegas.

So whats up with you jazzie? Meh not much. Getting ready to go to school next week and getting ready to get a new job. Yupp Ms. Jazz over here is gonna work for the Orange County Department of Education. That's right! Also JJ and I had a conversation that all our friends have had their kids. Now sit down and think about this, we are both 20 and our friends are having children and getting married. Talk about feeling out of the loop! Its crazy so she told me that we have to plan and have our kids around the same time because we will be the only ones with babies. She has a point but I am WAY to young and selfish to think of anyone else but myself. Eventhough I must admit I think I have found the one. Everyone is different and we both sure have our differences, mostly on sports teams, but he makes me happy every day. I know what a freaking cornball! Ha! Ah well its the way of the world. The true test is about to come though.

So I am not huge on going out because lets face it going out cost money but I love to pamper myself once in a while. I feel like last weekend I went all out. I went out with friends, got tipsy, had a good lunch watching football, what else can I ask for? I like treating myself because I bust my ass like anyone else out there. I am still jealous of those who do not have to worry about money while going to school. I hate admitting that work has an effect on my performance in school but sometimes I just cannot keep up, but whatever doesnt kill you makes you stronger right? How cliche!

Its tax season! Yes I have a huge envelope here on all the info I have to compile before we head out to do our taxes. How crappy! Ah well it is what it is.

Well everyone I must head out. Sorry for no pictures but I just felt like making it all talking this time. Have a great one!

Work out more...lose weight...do better in school..

Lets face it, lost cause. We have not even started the year and I have already given up on my New Years Resolutions! I am kidding guys, I actually started my New Years Resolutions early this year, I take that back all of them except the do better in school one. I PROMISE to do better in school because it is getting too expensive for me. Nonetheless here we are on the final post of 08 and I have nothing to say! So stay with me. Wait!!! I can do a picture Blog! Yessss...I shall do that!!! :)
So here I am on the right finishing 07 and getting ready for 08. I had long hair, oh I miss the long hair! Loving my cousins faces huh?? Gotta love it!

Here is like 1/30th of my family hanging for my dad's birthday at our backyard. Yes it was hella fun. As you can see we got the carne asada with a whole thing of salsa along with the booze. Yes typical family gathering.This is the crappy picture my cell phone took for the Dodgers/Giants game which my friends and I went. Good Times!! BTW Dodgers lost but it is okay, I dont like them anyways! Ha! :)
Another big thing in 08 was my graduation from CC. Yes this is my AA! :D
Here we have the Halloween Fundraiser for PTK 08, I promise I am not asian!
Here we have the 08 PTK Regional for the CA/NV region. Yes we were awesome hosts! and I just love this picture, can you find me??

Here we start a string of pictures in Philly, yes we had some free time. Here I am on our way back to our hotel rooms.
This is our last night in Philadelphia so we had to look hella good for the Gala Awards. Too bad we did not win anything. I also was pissed that the dancing social was like completly not existent because the awards went for so long. Ah well I still got to hang with the person I planned on hanging with. I miss Philly. :(
Here we are: (Left) Riley, Emily, and I. We were SOOO bored! So we took non stop pictures of ourselves!
Here is Riley and I with the statues outside the Philadelphia Phillies Stadium. Here we are by City Hall so we thought we would have fun with the falling domino.


Here I am riding the whatever its called at like 5 am! 1 hr of sleep after walking in Philadelphia for like ever! It was sooo worth it. Post Starbucks picture, priceless!


This is the group arriving to Sacramento! My goodness this was a good ass time!!! :)
This is a pic of my work buddies (not even close to all of them) and us doing it big at our annual xmas party!
JJ and I chillin in the snow at Mt Baldy! We never named that snowman... :P
Here is my cousin and I chillin at six flags!Galletita and I chilling at $125 seats for the clippers! :) Gawd I love free stuff!Here is part of the 2nd quarter. Yes they were doing okay and then they totally stopped trying! Booo Clippers!!!

PTK Officers and friends gathering, good times again!
And here is how I finish the year, looking for something better. I had my ups and downs and now I hope for something a little better. As for the rest of you, have a great New Years Eve and be safe because I want to have a great 2009 with you in it. Love you all more than you will ever know. One Love.

You gotta close the year on the right foot....

But would it not make more sense to leave on the left foot so you can start the new year stepping on the right foot? See? Simple things like these kill this little head of mine but not tonight. *bites on Hershey's milk chocolate bar* Gawd I am so pregnant! I have cravings at times it scares me! *looks at wrapper* Net Wt 4.4 oz (124 g) yes the BIG bar! I am not even half way done and I think I will call it a day on this bad boy. Plus it can't be that healthy for the face. So here we are kids! Its Christmas DAY, paid holiday. The only two reasons I know today is a holiday is because everyone is closed (not Starbucks though!) and I get paid at work! Hooray for state government jobs! I really do not know what to tell you about this blog so stay with me okay? I will be as random as possible. *shuffling through iTunes to find THAT song* AH! Here we go, lets begin!

The chick above has nothing to do with what I have to say here but damn that thing looks hella good on her, yes I think of my readers too. Never and I mean never answer the door when a Santa Clause is outside waiting for you to open the door. I mean how cruel can people get? Local story, a man who went through a divorce thought to get revenge on his family in Covina, CA and knocked on the door dressed as Santa Clause. They opened the door and he opened fire shooting the whole family. He also had a propane tank and set the house on fire on CHRISTMAS EVE! How mental is this guy? He killed himself 60 miles from the crime scene. I just cannot have hope living in such a society with these types of nut cases. Here is the link for those who wish to get all the information on the story.

How can we look back and not talk about the man with a plan! The man of the hour! The man who gave the GOP a run for their money. Then again that is not a fair statement because even Paris Hilton would have done marvelous against John McCain and Sarah Palin. After a devastating 8 years under Bush I can say he won this fair and square. I want to leave off on a positive note, I hope that our current situation as a nation gets better in 3 years. Already there are some decisions Barack has made that I am not THRILLED about but I see that he has surrounded himself with knowledgeable individuals. I look forward to 4 hard, changing, interesting, yet history making years. I have hope.

First of all, who ever has not watched The Dark Knight, you are the biggest bum in bum history! R.I.P Heath! I want to do a quick review of what movies I thought were the best in 2008. I dont care what the academy awards snobs say all I care is what I say. Why so serious?! Ha! Love it! Anyways there is no question on which movie I think is number one...*drumroll* THE DARK KNIGHT!!! It was action packed, creepy, deep, and stimulated the mind for a sec trying to think why Batman did what he did. Plus you can NEVER go wrong with a comic book movie. Second place is taken by IRON MAN. Yes it was a great movie yay Downey Jr.! Third place goes to I Am Legend!! Sorry I am biased but I love Will Smith! Okay here is a list of movies I still have to watch and may be added in the good 2008 movie categories: Revolutionary Road (Hello! Titanic sucker here!), Saw 5 (I cant believe I have not seen this!), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Looks good and I am not talking about Brad Pitt!), Milk (I LOVE politics and I am a great supporter of the gay/lesbian movement), Tropic Thunder (Ben Stiller is my boi!), Role Models (gotta love me some McLovin), and Pineapple Express (this guy can write some good shit when he is high!).
Before I get knee deep into music for the year 2008 I would like to give a shoutout to my gurl BRITNEY! Yes Britney Spears, the comeback kid of 2008! I knew she was going to prove the world wrong! She is back and hotter than ever!
Its Weezy baby! Yes Mr. Carter (and I aint talking about Jay-Z) you were the biggest thing to hit this year and I do not care what Bilboard has to say. I loved your album! I loved your performances! I loved eveyrything but your face this year! I am sorry but you are no attractive man. I am attracted to your money that is for sure! Lollipop took the world by storm. My favorite line is "call me so I can make it juicy for yah" and that is because I am the world's biggest perv and I would love to have that whispered in my ear. Hahaha! See? Perv! Nonetheless you take the cake this year and I am glad! Other big artists this year were: AC/DC, Metallica, Britney Spears, Jordin Sparks, Danity Kane, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Ludacris, Chris Brown, Rihanna, T.I., Flo Rida, Katy Perry, Usher, Pussycat Dolls, and Rihanna.


This picture is from Mt. Baldy which is located 10 minutes from my home. It is always fun to go and just hang. It is definitely a white Christmas up here and I love to just go and hang on random ass days. Before my final I headed up here with JJ to relax and it was so much fun freezing our bums off playing with the snow. Things like these are moments that make hard things worth while. I deff got my peace up here and headed to my finals with a clear mind and hopefully kicked ass on it.
I leave you with this pretty pic I took while driving to work one morning on the I-10 Fwy and just great wishes on these holidays. Hopefully I can squeeze in another blog for 08 and we can welcome the new year with new resolutions and good thoughts. Much love everyone.

Where the hell have you been?!

Good question and to tell you the truth I really do not know. I have finals in two weeks and I am not caring what so ever. Why?! I do not know. I can care less about school and life at this point. I am working on it people! I am trying here. Moving on.

I have not taken a moment to really reflect on the situation that happened a couple weeks ago and I have realized that I am keeping myself real busy and not giving myself a moment to think. I finally sat myself down and thought about it all and I am extremely sad. I guess it was freaking out people that the next day I was no longer crying. I hopped out of bed and went to work and when I walked in I got a hug from every co worker. It hurt, I did not want to remember but it was hard because it kept being brought up. Finally I left work and I called my mom while I was at the park and just hearing her voice and her worry made me cry... I broke down again. Just typing about it makes me sad. My dad left us for a week and helped my family in El Salvador who needed him more than any of us here. The death, the murder of my brother has left us in not the best mood for these "happy holidays." As far as it goes for my dad, he is hurting and its hurting me because I have never seen my dad like this. He said he did not feel like really celebrating the holidays and we have decided to be very low key this year. I understand.

I can definitely say that 2008 has been a bad year for me. Not only has it been a horrible year economically but also emotionally. I was heart broken from that one person I thought would never break my heart. Over. Three years of my life down the drain. I am too young to know what love is many say but if it hurts this bad now and this is not love, I do not want to love.

Oh 2008 you have brought me my first real emotional breakdown. I have pretty bad mood swings at times but I have never collapsed on the floor before to tell you the truth. Looking back at it now it is quite scary what happened that morning.

But I will not sit here and say it was all bad. Not at all. I graduated from community college and was accepted to very great universities and I am now a junior at CSUF. I also was given the opportunity to have great people around me for most of the year. Given tragedies it is easy to see who really are your friends. Thanks to all of you who stuck with me through the hard times I really do appreciate it. I also had a once in a lifetime opportunity to fly to the East coast and be in the city of brotherly love and hang with unforgettable people. Thank you.

I know I have been gone for a long while and this is not the best way to come back but I do feel better that I am taking the time and letting all this out there. Now I will sit here and finish the last of my christmas cards and get ready to send out. Have a great one.

(Pictures:My nephew, my niece, my brother's grave, my graduation, philly trip)

Random News Post...

Gawd its midnight and I have to wake up for work in 6 hrs...what to do what to do! Hmm I think a good game of bookworm is in need! Ha Im sucha a nerd. So I am reading random news articles and I came across a few interesting ones.


~Dont opt on your sleep~
So there was an article on sleep and how not sleeping your 7 to 8 hrs a day would seriously mess with your health. Women are at greater risk. Did this scare me? Pfftt..did not even phase me! I took a 5 hr nap. That's good for the day right? Last night I got 4 hrs of sleep. I think that is pretty good for doing nothing and not being productive. Nonetheless I more than make up for it on the weekend when I sleep 8 to 10 hrs. Whatever... all I am saying is that this whole sleeping deprivation is nothing new. (Article)


~Presidential supporters~
Colin Powell!!! Where have you been buddy? After the whole "there is evidence to believe there are WMDs in Iraq" I haven't seen you around the block for a hot second. Nice to know you come out of hiding when a black man runs for office. Nonetheless The Terminator (the ass we have as governor) is throwing his support behind McCain...no suprise. Heide Montag (The Hills villan) as well as Daddy Yankee (the gasolina guy) throw their support for McCain and Oprah along with Matt Damon throw their support for Obama. Hollywood keeps politics interesting don't you think? So I heard this joke on late night tv, "It has been reported that Obama has received a $3 mill contribution to his campaign from abroad, a broad named Oprah Winfrey." I truely got a kick out of that one. (Article)


~Waffle House~
This article caught my attention because I love Ed's post on random waffle house trips. This lady in Florida refuses to pay $7.45 for her meal at a waffle house and rather be taken to jail. Now I have two questions, WTF?! and ARE YOU SERIOUS?! "She was charged with obtaining food or lodging with intent to defraud, a second degree misdemeanor. If convicted of a second degree misdemeanor she could face up to 60 days in jail and a fine of $500" (Article) Goody, your $7.45 meal has turned into a misdemeanor and 600% more than the original price. Oh the bright people in this country never seem to amaze me.


~Joe the Plummer~
Now don't call me mean here but Joe Bidden has a point. What plummer makes more than 250k a year? I MEAN COME ON! Not even a lawyer makes that much money in the first 7 years. A plummer?! And he is not even licensed. I bet he sure regrets asking Obama anything. Here is a video that pokes fun at Joe the Plummer and I find it pretty entertaining. (Video)


~College Football Ref~
Are you serious?! They do this in real games?! (Video)



~Favre...are we done yet?~
Don't get me wrong I love Favre as much as the next person but are we done with all the talk? How much more Favre do we need this season? Now according to some sources Favre called the Lions and gave them inside information about the Packers. Did it matter? No because the Packers won. So can we move on?! What I like about this article are the comments. For example here is one: "What a compassionate guy...helping out the NFL's worst team. I commend his efforts...haha" and "Brett- isn't he Retired ,Retarted,Rejetted or something like that" and I conclude with "Next rumor it'll be Jessica Simpson got a call and shared inside info on the Cowboys with the Bengals. Who cares? They suck." (Article)


~How lazy is this damn country~
Please do not even think of getting out of your car to vote. Why go through the hassle? Hell do what Americans are good at doing and invent a way to vote from the convenience of your own car! Yes ladies and gentlemen I give you the voting drive-thru! Why waste time and energy on other things that may benefit mankind. Who cares! I want to vote from my car so come up with something. Now who ever asked for this, aren't you happy your dream came true? You may ask where this was going on at and I am proud to say this: ORANGE COUNTY, CA. Yes! Besides the porn industry Southern California has done something right! (Article)

Now I have spent almost an hour blogging so I will finish it here. Have a good one kiddies!